Educake Reviews 275

it’s alright, it’s way better than sparx

I was gooning to 67 mango phonk while eating chicken stars which was so alpha then I entered educake and SAW A 67 QUESTION QUIZ LIKE I AM NOT DOING THAT THEY SHOULD SET A LIMIT FOR HOW MANY QUESTIONS LONG U CAN DO then after I saw that I had a seizure then I was forced to goon to my own dih then the boss man showed up and gooned to my dih then I had so much of a crashout I repeatedly shouting 67 non stop and then said rizzy lines then aura farmed and I aura farmed so much that the whole school exploded and I got disabled.

When I finish my educate I realised I had science homework so I’ve got really annoyed and started yelling. 67 then out of nowhere my sister came in shouting Skibidi and it made me not doing my work try not to my brother and slapped her so hard she fell out the window so I got bored and chucks my iPad out the window as well now my iPad is on fire in the kitchen

My son burned down my house after doing his educake. It gave my son Tim a scientific mindset, and he thought he could safely do an experiment that blew up my home I now live in a food bank

It really helps with basic revision when you're studying for KS3 end-of-year exams, but it screws up when u get into GCSE levels, as it doesn't give you exam practice questions to actually help you revise

It is not fair, when you get like a question wrong like it takes like 6 or 7 percent off when you get one right it gives you 1 percent.

When I was sleeping I felt this unexplainable,incredulous aura enter my miniature room,making it seem smaller and cramped than it already was.

Suddenly I felt the most excruciating pain in my head which caused me to almost choke and I fall off my bed,causing me more brain damage than when I was dropped on the head as a baby. Then I heard it. The voices. "your educake is due tomorrow."

Trembling,I logged into my account. To my horror,in bold letters it spelled out the words I dreaded the most,the words I had nightmares about,what made me flinch just by any similar word,the word that made me feel allergic to cake. "SCIENCE QUIZ,DUE TOMORROW."

"W-what? No,theres no way this is real,I-it cant be!!!"
I whimpered softly,I had done it yesterday,I swear!

I trembled as my computer began to shake,my ears ringing from the voices which got more high pitched each second. "F-FINE!!! I'll do it,baka!!!" I cried out and gently pressed the start button.

As I typed,I felt the weight get lifted off my shoulders with each press. The voices were becoming more gentle. Even just little phrases like - "good job." or, "That's right." fueled my desire to finish the quiz.

As I pressed the 'finished' button I sighed in relief as my body slumped against the floor,feeling like I was ascending to the heavens. I never thought finishing a simple quiz would bring me so much joy and ecstasy in my life. Just as my eyes closed and I began to drift off I heard it. The voice. "Good boy. Until next time..."

I would like to say that my experience with this website is honestly a 50/50. I put a 1 star as sometimes when you misspell a word it marks it wrong and you have to talk to your teacher over a mere 1 marker. Overall although the experience is horrible and dreadful to do,the end result of finishing it can bring explicable joy afterwards-basically like a reward.

-if you read the whole thing,thank you for reading my experience and my thoughts.

Stressful and uses to many hard terms and if you get a question wrong it takes away about 5% and after you get a question right you only get 1%

i woke up at 6 or 7 pm and found out i had to answer 45questions and i was bombarded with advertisements on ohio, fanumtax

BRUH. Educake is actually the FINAL BOSS of L-apps. I open it and immediately lose all rizz, all dignity, all WiFi connection. The homepage loads like it’s powered by a hamster on life support. Bro really said “welcome to learning” but it’s giving Windows 95 having a mental breakdown.

I click “Start Quiz” and my brain does a backflip into the void. Every question is either:

“What is water?” (NPC difficulty)
or

“Explain quantum physics in 3 words.” (Sigma doom mode)

I’m sitting there like a Skibidi toilet with low battery, trying to decode the text while my neurons are doing the gritty in protest.

The progress bar pops up like:
“OMG bestie you’re 1/20 done!!!”
LIKE OKAY SWEETHEART???
I just aged 87 years answering that ONE question. My soul is lagging.

And WHY does Educake feel the need to tell me “your teacher can see your results.” THANK YOU JUMPSCARE!!!!! My fight-or-flight-or-freeze-or-skibidi-toilet-transform mode ACTIVATES instantly. I’m sweating like I just got chased by the Ohio Grimace Shake creature.

Halfway through the quiz I’m fully in delulu mode whispering “I’m a sigma I’m a sigma I’m a sigma” while Educake smacks me with another 3-mark short answer question written by someone who hasn’t touched grass since 2014.

Final verdict:
Educake is negative-rizz, giga-mid, NPC-coded torture with backrooms graphics. 0/10, would rather fight a sentient toaster in Ohio. Halfway through the quiz my screen starts glitching like it’s downloading the Ohio virus.
My cursor is doing the moonwalk.
My keyboard is gaslighting me.
My Chromebook is overheating like it’s in its villain arc.

The Fortnite Sword used by John Fortnite was used to poison the Epic Games community while an HP bar guarantees animal safety. The community is unhappy.
Educake Review: 0/10 made me want to edge
John Fortnite used the Fortnite sword to his advantage and it was a total mess. Every swing made a weird bonk sound and purple poison flew everywhere. The Epic Games community got confused and angry and no one knew what was going on. The HP bar kept saying ANIMAL SAFETY 100 and the animals acted like nothing was wrong.
Players started freaking out because the swords had random names like Fireball Sword and HP Sword and Epic Games Sword. Some people said the swords spoke. Some said they made error noises. Everyone agreed that John Fortnite was causing problems for no reason at all.
The game felt broken. People kept uninstalling the game then installing it again in pure rage. John Fortnite walked around like he owned the place and the poison spread like a broken. No one knew what he wanted. Maybe he just woke up and said Today I ruin the game.
And honestly he did!

woke up at 6:47am (alarm was 6:30 but i was busy being unconscious). scrolled tiktok to “wake up my brain” but instead it turned my last two brain cells into soup. got out of bed like a medieval peasant crawling out of the plague wagon.

made coffee that tasted like despair in liquid form. accidentally put salt instead of sugar bc apparently i’m running on Windows XP today. drank it anyway. i love suffering.

went to do some work and THEN—out of nowhere—Educake slithered into my life again like “heyyy bestie do these quizzes 😇.”
Educake review: 0/10. would rather fight a raccoon. every time I open Educake it feels like the website is judging me personally. the questions be like “what is photosynthesis?” and my brain be like “idk girl i’m just a vibe.” also why does it load so slow?? i swear i age 4–6 business years waiting for one question to appear. the only thing that gets cooked on Educake is my sanity. anyway moving on.

after that emotional damage, i tried to go outside and be a healthy human but the sun attacked my eyes like i offended it in a past life. so i turned around and went home because obviously i’m not built for nature.

proceeded to lie on my bed staring at the ceiling like the protagonist of a low-budget indie film. thought about being productive again but my brain said “nope” and crashed like a walmart shopping cart.

now i’m waiting for dinner to magically appear. spoiler: it won’t. i will be eating cereal at 11pm like a gremlin with no self-respect.

THE END (until tomorrow when the chaos restarts).

i login, hoping to do some science hw. NOTHING THERE. turns out, the changed the accounts. i didnt know this at first so i thought it was a bug. But i kept getting detention after detention because of 1 minor account change. If ur school uses this app, im sorry for u

I got gooned on by p diddy while doing educake🥀🥀🥀so basically what happened was I was doing my 67000 assignment when it showed p diddy gooning and asked me what is this when I got it wrong p diddy showed up and slimed me out with his massive gregg sausage roll very not aura W speed but L educake.

find one review with a five star rating
this app is so stupid i put two correct answers but it only accepts one

Terrible Website

Right so I was chilling thursday night at 22:00 until I realised I had a 56 question educake due 1st period the next day. The next day I was sat in detention because my brain melted from being so borerd before i could get past the 7th question.

I went onto educake on the weekend when my family was over, it spontaniously combusted in my hand releasing high amounts radiation, my uncle started having a seizure whilst my grandma got up and starting busting out moves. I then got flown out to America where the C.I.A did tests on me and it turns out that I had the plague. I eventually got sent back to my home until I realised everyone has turned into psychopathic serial killers. I just wish this god forsaken app would have never done this to my entire bloodline. Turns out that my teacher set me a 1000 question quiz on electronic configuration, like i am NOT doing that, why dont they have a cap on how many questions you can set. This aint no revision site, this is an app on your patience and your will to live because honestly this is the worst kind of modern torture you can get.