Theguysery Reviews 

My wife likes this stuff and I've tried to be supportive about it, I even bought her a morally objectionable and inflammatory hooded sweatshirt from this website. At a fair price, mind you. But I'm done after this. She chanted FLUB at thanksgiving. She banged her fists against our dinner table. I misspoke, it was an honest mistake.

3 stars

I was at a concert at The Sphere with Jim Carrey when I got the notification on my cell phone that the merch had dropped. I pulled out my phone and turned the brightness to maximum so I could see (the band had some overpowering screensaver going on all the screens) but that made Jim so mad that he pulled out the tarp from underneath us and threw it over my head.
I called out for help but the people around me started shushing me and accusing me of chomping. I woke up hours later with a huge headache, probably from all the nutmeg I smoked before the show. All the merch was sold out but it did look cool. 76%.

The prices here are WAY too reasonable. I haven't bought anything, but I KNOW this garbage sucks. The merch would be MUCH better if it were expensive. You just lost my traffic.

Love the website and the merch—got one shirt for myself, one for the Mrs and seventeen for her friends down at the club—but my computer is slow, think I need a new one, so one star.

I was unemployed for 7 months this year so money is really tight. When I saw there was going to be a merch drop I thought, "What would Queeber do?"

So I bought a shirt and a hoodie, responsibilities be damned. I would have messaged them on Instagram but they are cowards and won't allow follow me back AND the water was way to cold so I can't give them more than a 75% or 3 out of 5 stars.

I checked in to see if challenge coins were available yet, but I was applled at the family-unfriendly "violenc gang" merchsndise.

I've done some standup comedy (GOOD, CLEAN, and CHRISTIAN, of course) before, not to toot my own hern, so i know when something is funny or not, and these guys aren''t funny anymore. I don't know when these "guys" went woke, but methinks they'll be goin broke.

Nice FLUB cap, chuckleheads. See you in court.

Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma

showed the picture to my 4 year old niece, she said the skulls were scary and asked me not to get it? Not sure what to do... probably Wont buy it just in case but good luck !! three stars because I dont know if its good or not

Stumbled upon this store unexpectedly and decided to pick up one of the sweatshirts. As soon as I placed my hands on it, I realized that it was made of the pure cotton. Cotton just happens to be my favorite textile. As soon as I tried it on, I knew this was the sweatshirt for me. I ordered a large and it fit me like a glove. I found it to be the perfect combination of warm, but comfortable. All told, I would say that it’s the best hoodie that I have ever had the pleasure of purchasing.

Unfortunately, the design on it rocks too hard. One star.

Shirts look great but they just don't sell enough of them. I mean I got one and a hoodie because I pay to be part of an exclusive lifestyle membership, but it's not very egalitarian to the rest of the single guys out there. Also, this water is too cold. I'd rate 0 stars if I could.

I was sent to this place by Wayne and The Dinger in the Morning from WBAL. Would not recommend! My father invented the challenge coin in Suicide Falls Illinois between piloting blimps. So you could say I know a thing or two about this sort of thing.

I was very excited to see the Guysery so you can understand my DISAPPOINTMENT when Greg Brady and I found out there were NO CHALLENGE COINS and the other merch is a bit too “urban” for me.

I was an early adopter to online shopping when Steve Jobs told me from his deathbed “Mr Mueller the future is computers” hours later he was dead.

I guess you guys don’t really care about the honest working man, it’s satanic and I wouldn’t take a million dollars and a night with Jessica Alba to support this moral corruption.

I told my friend (the other guy from EXTREME) If you want my recommendation go to Frank Nutsack’s Chivery in East Chicago. He’s a close personal friend and NOT stricken with the WOKE MIND VIRUS unlike SOME Podcasts.

Guy wearing this shirt came in off the street and went straight for the bathrooms. Didn't realize until after he left that he had totally stopped the toilet. Plumber said he'd never seen anything like that and whoever left it should seek medical care immediately.

When I entered the website, I expected service, but the owners just kept on laughing at me and refused to sell me any merchandise after I tried to bargain down the prices. Then, they followed me onto the next website I went to and even into my Yahoo chat, where I was speaking to my future girlfriend.

I will never shop here again and I want the owners to know that they have lost my business. This is unacceptable as I am a connoisseur of Flub merchandise as a lifelong flub-head, and they have flubbed their last flub.

I tried to email the owners to let them know how upset I am with their service and they forwarded my email to my boss, who then also made fun of me.

The hoodie is sick though. I plan on forming a violence gang to steal one from the first person I see wearing one. Hopefully it’s my size.

🦈Hey yall, David the Shark here.

🦈 I found this website to be fin-tastic! In the vast deep blue sea, it's rare to swim through an inspiring web store. The only reason I give it 4 stars was because I found it fishy that PayPal wasn't working, but as an Elon Musk Guy, that's water under the bridge. As a shark, I always have to swim forward, and bite back at the problems the ocean throws at us.

🦈  I also would have liked to seal the merchandise worn by models (preferably beautiful women and/or sharks) to show how yit on the body. No Single Guys, please! The human body is as beautiful as the Great Pacific, and this small change would cause your website to dive... I mean rise all the way to the top.

🦈 I'm glad to support my favorite podcasters Brian Finby and Fish James!#spreadsharklove

Would give one star if I could. All of the hats sold out immediately as they were sold to The Velvet Whip who forced us single guys to wear them while we were in the Play Room. It was demeaning but not in the way that I like! NO STAR.

It has been established more and more that Guysery enjoys success in Hollywood because of the growing movement in Hollywood to be a store that is not woke. More and more woke podcast stores are losing out to Guysery and it is making moves behind the scenes to try to use its growing influence to take business away from the woke podcast stores in Hollywood. I have to emphasize again that I know for a fact from several reports that Guysery is getting the job done behind the scenes to bring podcast merch in a less woke direction and maybe some profits to the podcast that was bankrupted by woke.

Too many single guys

ALEXA... PLAY THE TUNA FISH SONG

I’m praising his noodly appendages that we have some guys like Queeber and Gris who are willing to battle against the Wokeistas ruining our society. I actually met Queeber in the playroom at Hedonism last year, and he told me he has plans to eradicate the woke mind virus for good. Hell, as long as it’s not a vaccine, I’m on board!

Also, I bought a hoodie, but I wanted to get all that off my chest first.