🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 TYPICAL WOKIE NON SENSE RUN BY…
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 TYPICAL WOKIE NONSENSE RUN BY BREXIT HATING ELITES AND THEIR MSM MATES 🚨📰😡 you can tell this place is designed by London and Brussels types who’ve never queued for owt in their lives all smiles on the telly saying how “efficient” it is while normal folk suffer as usual woke box ticking gone mad if the BBC say it’s good you know it’s not 🚨🚨 honestly who are these airports built for because it’s clearly not ordinary people from places like West Yorkshire who just want a wee and a seat 😡🚽🪑 This place is what happens when nobody’s in charge and everything’s run by “systems” and “processes” instead of common sense 🤡📋🇪🇺 feels like it’s managed by clipboard people quoting rulebooks rather than solving problems like some Brussels office where the only thing that moves fast is the complaints queue and you can practically feel Nigel Farage burning with rage 🔥🇬🇧 First problem straight away toilets or lack of them near security not one you’re stuck in a slow line doing panic bladder maths like a survival show 😰 thinking why didn’t we vote to leave airport design as well planned by someone who’s never worked a real job and thinks bodily functions can be switched off a woman of my age can’t hold it and toilet provision now like lawless London after Sadiq closed them all 🚫🚻 Then security done and it’s a full pilgrimage to the gate not a walk a trek endless corridors no travelators no help just walk till you forget the year 😵 clearly designed so you’re too tired to argue a net zero steps initiative 🌱 where the only one not walking is the one who drew the map and put their office near the coffee machine ☕ honestly been on shorter marches to reclaim Britain 🇬🇧 Border control EU bureaucratic bonkers 🛂 fingerprint scanner broken passport chip won’t read and instead of using their eyes I’m told my passport is “invalid” 💻🚫 absolute nonsense perfectly valid but because the machine had a wobble I’m treated like I brought a cereal box as ID 🥣 jobsworths following “protocol” thinking they run MI5 then told to queue again like missing your flight is part of the fun classic computer says no like trying to ring your GP ☎️ Borders relaxed coming in but when you try to leave suddenly strict slow and clueless 🐌 policy procedure stand over there two tier nonsense like a Commons committee where nothing gets decided but everyone’s paid 🏛️💷 Gate area next 🛫 no seats none people sat on floors like a cancelled festival bags everywhere then gate opens five minutes before departure and it’s a Covid toilet roll rush 🧻🏃 no queues no staff people shoved someone squashed proper stampede vibes 😬 Toilets again because they deserve it 🚽🤢 smell first then regret splatter diarrhoea on the wall like a biological incident I’ve seen cleaner motorway loos at 3am 🚛 Embarrassing for an international airport basics cut while management rebrands and takes bonuses 💼💰 Prices daylight robbery 💸 you pick something up see the price put it back go hungry paying through the nose for a sad sandwich standing up stressed not the premium Scandinavian experience promised 🇸🇪 just cost of living crisis airport edition 👏 Avoid at all costs 🚫✈️ staycation in wonderful Britain patriots 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Frankly felt easier to get in if I was an illegal migrant than trying to leave with a proper passport 🚨 before the woke MSM pile on 📰😡 yes I know they’ll say that’s just airports but funny how it’s always normal people suffering while elites breeze through lounges even Chief Gammon June Slater would shake her head Sort it out absolute state of it from a fed up woman from West Yorkshire had enough now xx night all xxx 🚨🇬🇧🚨