Zoomarine
Zoomarine. Pay or leave.
I have three children, and we have been to many parks. From Disneyland in California, Florida, and Paris to Loro Park in Tenerife. We remember all of our visits with great pleasure and a desire to return.
But Zoomarine turned out to be a complete disappointment. It all started right at the park entrance. I was with my wife and son, who is 4 years old. My son is exactly 1 meter tall. There was a height chart at the ticket office, and the cashier measured my son and gave us a free ticket. But at the turnstiles, the women, in the best traditions of the bureaucrats of the former USSR, were relentless. My son was wearing shoes that added 1 centimeter to his height. They measured his height with a stick and were unyielding. At 1 meter and 1 centimeter tall, the female administrator told me that she didn't care, either pay for the child or leave. If I had known what awaited us, I would have returned the tickets and left, but I thought, okay, maybe if a ticket for a child 1 meter tall costs the same as an adult ticket, it means there is a lot of entertainment for a child of that height. No. 90% of the attractions start at 1 meter 10 centimeters, and in the end, you pay the full price of a ticket for the child, but he can't go anywhere. It would be logical to start this price at 1.10 meters, wouldn't it?
At the very beginning, there are beautiful fish and an interesting dolphin show, but then one disappointment after another. Want a locker? Pay another €7. Want a sun lounger? Pay another €15! Considering that you've already bought a ticket, this is very strange!
The staff at the attractions are almost all hungover, rude, and obnoxious. We work here, we just want to relax, and you all keep coming. We found one of the five attractions where we could go with our son, riding on a flashere tube on the water. When we rode one lap, the administrator literally shook us and our son out of the flashere, saying that we had to get out and get back in because the line shouldn't have to wait. But there wasn't even a line! The girl on the Ferris wheel was just sleeping with her face on the control panel while we were riding, and on the beach with artificial waves, we were forbidden to put a ring on our child, saying that if he couldn't swim, then we should leave, because rings weren't allowed. Although the rules say that flashers aren't allowed, there's nothing written about rings.
And the food, which costs as much as in a restaurant, was like in a station snack bar. Cold and tasteless.
As a result, we were able to go on four rides, but the fifth one, which we really wanted to go on, Jurassic River, was closed.
It was a complete disappointment, and I have no desire to return to this park, even for free. I strongly advise against visiting.
September 7, 2025
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