Smoothwall Reviews 452

I would give it a zero star but i dont even know how to begin with this horrible of a way to make sure kids are safe on the internet first of all my school has removed this thing for good reasons its like sparx maths it blocks everything even random harmless websites its do not use this if u have a chance

smoothwall is gonna get it

We use smooth wall in school and it is the worst thing on the ENTIRE PLANET. Once in school during a history lesson we had to research a historical character for an upcoming history project and almost all the websites were blocked including WIKIPEDIA. Not only that it literally breaks up and crashes practically all the time. I reckon a 3 year old child could create a better website in his sleep. This website is every reason I want to destroy my school iPad!!!!

Smoothwall Smoothwall Smoothwall...
Where do I begin
Ah, you would think a simple web filtering service could work. It doesn't. Smoothwall blocks the slightest non-school related website, and Blue Box IT filtering makes it worse!

With the filtering, you can no longer search 90% of internet queries. Whether it is trying to use a chat built into your email service, or even just checking a tutorial on Youtube. Smoothwall blocks all of that. It causes students learning to end up down the drain.

For example, when I tried to write a document in Canva, a commonly used design website, it let me on... Then refused to save, download or even alter the document I created!

Smoothwall and Blue Box IT are disgraceful.

Bruh
That’s what i have to say i am studying for a chemistry test and i got to scan a qr code in my cgp book that will give me practice questions like in a real test but that is bad somehow!?!! Smoothwall Sucks and i hope whoever created it stubs their toe really badly

Can't even type in the word "snake". I'm talking about the animal, not the game!! How stupid is this? Years ago, school computers used to be fun and exciting and I have nice memories on them, but this stupid software has killed all the fun from them. One day I heard about project 2025, and I wanted to know what that meant. BLOCKED. Then I typed in Magnum. BLOCKED. Even "Most efficient caesar cipher decoders" (I read a review about that). BLOCKED, and it says, "Blocked for Humor and Distractions" What tf does that mean?? Whoever made this wants kids to suffer, they are evil!!! I'm not a five year old, I'm only a couple of years from finishing school. Smoothwall itself must be blocked!!

when I search up completely safe it says smoothwall blah blah it is stupid and dumb and makes me feel I have been tortured for three years

Smoothwall is absolutely awful. An extremely slow internet browser. Constant glitches occur, which is heavily disruptive. I am involuntarily using this internet browser, due to the school regulations I attend. No, this is not written by artificial intelligence for my behalf. This is purely an organic review on Smoothwall. Smoothwall wants me to engage my Balkan rage + Noradrenaline + Adrenaline + Those Who Know 💀 + Still water + Winter arc + English or Spanish + German stare + Mango Mango Mango + Hawk-Tuah + Jonkler Laugh + Oi Oi Oi Baka abilities.

I've used some questionable gadgets in my time, but the "All-In-One Kitchen Disaster Machine" takes the cake—and promptly burns it to a crisp. This device promised to simplify my cooking experience by combining a blender, oven, coffee maker, and toaster into one compact unit. However, in reality, it turned my kitchen into a chaotic mess.

First off, the blender feature is a joke. It has the power of a gentle breeze, leaving you with chunky, half-blended smoothies. The oven function is no better; it has two settings: “barely warm” and “incinerate.” My cookies came out either raw or carbonized. As for the coffee maker, it’s more of a coffee breaker—each cup tastes like it’s been filtered through a sock. And the toaster? Let’s just say I've discovered the joy of chewing on blackened, rock-hard toast.

The machine is a colossal waste of counter space. Its complicated controls feel like trying to navigate a spaceship. The manual might as well be written in hieroglyphics. It’s overpriced, underperforming, and the only thing it manages to do consistently is disappoint.

Save your money and your sanity. This contraption belongs in the annals of kitchen gadget infamy.

just use it if you want everything monitered by your school

smoothwall is ANTI RIZZ, ANTI LUNCHLY, ANTI KSI, AND ANTI SIBIDI!!!!!!!!!! 0/2763

Hello, Smoothwall killed my kids, it hacked all my accounts and ruined my life. They liked being sigma and smoothwall took that away. They would usually goon all over a spaghetti leader. Smoothwall hates spaghetti leaders. Smoothwall should be wiped off the face of the planet it is a application sent from satan himself do not download if you are a good person.

Useless, spyware

smelly . . . .

i have been severly depressed due to smooth wall

most annoying browser extension ever

IT USED TO BE FUN

BUT NOW IT IS NOT

JOIN THE REBELLION

JOIN THE A.S.A

not very skibidi blocked pinterest and all teachers were fanum taxing in complaint. -100000 aura I was so angry I scream GYAT SKIBIDI RIZZLERRRRRR in anger. my teacher was such a beta and made me break my mewing streak of 566666666666 days. he got flushed down a skibidi toilet now I look like caseoh. i am always 2 steps ahead.

I hate my life. i had become depressed and mentally ill becouse of this program. I hate you and wish the developers the worst.

they blocked poop.