Bumfluffer's Knobshine Reviews 53

When I say "does it exactly what it says on the tin !" I'm actually going from memory. Since using this product I've not been able to see clearly for over three weeks now !! I'll be ordering more !

David. David. David.

What a legend.

Years of total depression, a knob that wasn't shiny. Tears, sadness and upset. Family disowned me. Partners left me.

Then David, David, David.

His bumfluffers knobshine really is something else. Since I got some of that bad boy, it has shone like nothing else, so bright I've had to get some sunglasses for the more intimate moments. My fuse gets blown regularly now and not so much as a whimper of a problem using the shiny tool with the old junction box as I call her.

David came to my house with a couple of samples of the bumfluffers knobshine. He even applied the knobshine for me!

The second time I applied it was very late at night and it started to tingle, so I rang David out of hours and he explained it was nothing to worry about, and that after ten minutes the tingling would go away which it did!

Can’t recommend David enough!

Put 1000V DC down my pink oboe without disconnecting my knackers.. Killed all my tadpoles and caused me to backfire a jobbie at such as speed it blew a hole clean through the chair I was sat on.

Still, ' satisfactory " pvc/pvc aged about 30 years.

Hired these guys as a previous knob shiner claimed my knob was illegal as it was not part pee compliant.Dave and Nigel came around and gave my knob a thorough inspection,including pulling back a bit of the outer insulation to further inspect the inner shaft.After a good old rub they declared my knob perfectly safe,although maybe lacking in size. Top workmanship gentlemen.

After contacting Bumfluffers about their Knobshine product, they offered to send me a free sample and one of their technicians to show me how to apply it and to get the best out of it.

A man called Nigel turned up with a large vat of the products and started at once to show me the correct method to use Knobshine.

He insisted that he had to play some music from a band called Bonefish while he did it, as this would help with the application process, which I let him do but I would avoid doing that when it comes to applying it myself.

All in all, I would recommend Bumfluffers Knobshine to anyone!

Absolutely amazing product. Until I tried this wonderful product I had no idea that my knob was able to produce such a glow to the end of the bell.
Application is simple, just squeeze out the desired amount, and buff with a soft cloth. If you happen to have a friend nearby, why not ask them to give you a hand, yes, it's like incest - truely a task the whole family can join in with.
A word of caution though, overbuffing may cause (un)desirable leakage.

My wife found a whole carton of Knobshine in my garage 24 individual units in fact. She was amazed at the finish it produced and now helps me rub it in daily.

David is a very good chimney sweep, took him about an hour and his hover was full of soot and he had bucket in the fireplace with a bin bag full of soot as-we’ll. He took the soot away with him, where’s are previous sweep just emptied them all into our bin.

This stuff is great. Not only its a great shine for knobs around the house but I had to use it on my own knob. The cheese and onion flavour was amazing as it increased the cheese smell which the aunty mummy sister girlfriend totally enjoyed when eating my wotsit. I lent some to my boyfriends brother Dunston, who said that his dog was attracted to him. He has asked for more but I have told him that he must buy directly. I will be buying this again.

Great product but don’t let your friggin’ dog get hold of it. Bloody thing looks like he is radioactive now, he may well be, I’ve not checked the ingredients closely. It does help find and pick up poo on these dark evenings, can’t miss these turds even with welding goggles on.

Dave is a great at his job but unfortunatley smells slightly of vapour rub. his latest job he did for me was to install a 450v 3 phase spur so i can use my 450v 1ft black ribbed knobbler, it really now has that get up n go i need in a dildo.
thanks Dave keep up the good work.
love your vids.

He tore my sports bra!! He’s a kinky sex crazed electrician

We tried Bumfluffer's Knobshine out on my boyfriend's knob a couple of weeks ago. While he naturally has a very attractive matt knob, we wanted to see what it would look like when shined up to a beautiful glossy finish. We found Bumfluffer's Knobshine to be easy to apply and long lasting. Would heartily recommend.

This product initially worked brilliantly, and my bellend had never been so shiny, I was very pleased with it, but then unfortunately when I went outside this morning where I live in the north of scotland where it was a cold frosty morning my bellend froze solid. It took over an hour to defrost and was most painful. Nowhere in the instructions for this product did it mention not to use it in cold conditions, and therefore I can only give it two stars.

I can fully recommend David, he provides an excellent service and is not too expensive.
He has a current special offer and will barter a case of cold beer for an all inclusive knobshine. I took full advantage and he left my knob shining and I felt like a teenager again. Never has buying a case of special brew been so good.
He is the best knob shiner in Warwickshire and surrounding areas. I will now recommend him to all my swinging friends.
I will nominate David for an AVN award for adult entertainment. Rumour has it he will have a new channel on P0RN Hub in due course.

It seemed to be working very well initially but then it went off in my hand and made a mess, I've not experienced this before and I'm unsure how I should feel about it. I'm also now banned from my local McDonald's too.