Bumfluffer's Knobshine Reviews 53

Not used them and never will.
I prefer the matt look.

Shiny is for hoes, matt is for pros!
Clearly a one star item.

Top stuff. Much better than Poundland. Good on you stuffing these sites were the sun don't shine

Needs a bit of elbow grease to get it going, but results are wonderful, thank you 🍆

Knob shine is undoubtedly amazing, like it said on the old adverts "does what it says on the tin"
We do not need to shag with the light on now as my knob shines so much my wife can basically see in the dark. Which has its benefits as we get older of course.
Delighted with this product and recommend to all knob shine is amazing......

W T_ F? Honesty, this will never catch on!
Too be sure, a flippin' great product, my knob has never been so shiny!

Well... after watching this guy continually scratching his balls and picking his nostril hair and using his pen to dislodge ear wax.
He did seem to be quite interested in the dirty laundry basket.
When I came back at lunchtime he told me he has taken some washing to launderette . Mainly my wife's underwear.
I am amazed at how helpful he is . He has installed a small smoke detector in our bedroom . It is an odd looking smoke alarm.
It looks like the smoke alarms on they use on the ceiling of the bus and in Tesco and other stores. Nice man.

Thanks this product has made my knob shine so bright now that when there is a power cut i just get my knob out and it lights up the whole room.

The product I have been waiting for. Makes my knob shine because since my circumsision the bell end was getting all dry when I went commando. A good application made my knob end all shiny and i was proud to show it off in the urinal. The bonus is when my boyfriend Boris was in the mood it would slip easily past his ring piece with a light coating of spit.

I’m not a customer but I’m a subscriber. I subscribe to your channel and I’m a fan of your work. You tell us how it is no with no bs. Top bloke !
More reviews of so called ‘Review sites’ are needed.
I for one would not use trust pilot to advertise my business following your experience with them.

I don’t like the chips the chips are awful they’re the wrong shape and they’re just awful I get everything cooked the way I like it at home and it’s better than this garbage.

No no, I’m the king of the burgers.

When he found out I was the head of the sholin monks he didn’t want to come out to fix my electrics. Only use him if you’re not in the monks.

I used to live in a house that was targeted by children. We thought we were buying a lovely house at a reasonable price, but within 48Hrs of moving in, we were getting the front door banged loudly, and youngsters running off, takeaway drivers coming to the door with food we hadn't ordered, clothes being stolen from the washing line.. they even tried to feed our puppy batteries through the fence. We found out that not only the people who sold us the house had been targeted as well, but the person who had owned the house before them actually had a breakdown, and ended up in hospital over the abuse. We tried to speak with the parents, after one of our windows was smashed but they told us they would report us for child abuse if we went to the police. We were at the end of our tether, and sold the house at a loss, just to get away. The person we sold it to bought it for cash, so we reasoned with ourselves that he might be able to rent it out, if he suffered the same problems

David has been seeing me for 3 months now and is a great customer of mine. He pays me to wear high heels and then kick him in the balls. David always picks out the most seductive outfits for me to wear. We usually spend from 30 minutes , to sometimes 4 and a half hours together and he loves it.

Good professional service from David and his team.I would of liked to get into the electrical trade myself, but so many of the schemes (“NICEIC”, for example), and the training providers are racist. Which means as a man from the Ukraine we find it hard to get into the trade.

They have too many tea breaks a day, but otherwise good. Better than carpetright definitely.

David Savery is a man

I tore a box up earlier. Now they are 3 bloody boxes out there. If it happens again tonight their will be a bloody row.

Have never understood why our high streets have to be turned over to yobs at night. More needs to be done to make them family friendly destinations with decent evening shopping, dining and entertainment. Instead we have a culture of buy a new shirt in the high street on Saturday afternoon, shops close, wear it, go back, get drunk and puke all over it. Why can't retail stay open later to match the majority of people's leisure hours. Drive this culture out or at least lessen it.