Jaki Fish & Chip Shop's Reviews 226

Absolute 5 star areshole runs this establishment. Born in Germany..hahaha...and slags off the Queen. Disgusting human being. I hope your business fails dramatically

Very dirty owner with a vile tongue and bad odour. Oh and the food is dire. I remember eating at a much better place with lot's of pictures of our beloved Queen.

Terrible food, terrible owner - would avoid at all costs!

Absolutely disgusting filthy chippy. Avoid at all costs.

Avoid this excuse for a hot food emporium. Bought the cod and chips from this greasy joint and within two hours my nether regions were immitating Krakatoa on a bad day. My sphincter, in sympathy with the large bowel upstream, was vibrating like a bearingless washing machine on fast-spin cycle; relief came hours later and after two litres of milk and lying in the prone position.

I fell over the mop and I still ended up looking better than the meal. The fish looked like boris Johnson and the windows looked like bangers and mash. Very unpleasant place, especially with them disrespecting my liz. God save the queen 🇬🇧

Don’t appreciate the owner walking around in just dirty knickers put me right off my food….never again

Absolutely disgusting food and disgusting owner. Place is filthy and should be shut down. Hope you go out of business you vile witch.

Absolutely awful food and the owner is a disgusting creature who takes joy in the death of the queen , hopefully it will be closed for good

On a recent visit to this fish and chip shop,bought fish and chips and then spent the rest of the evening hugging the toilet as I couldn't stop throwing up,never again will I eat here,my recommendation for people is to go elsewhere!!

Disgusting fish was rotten chips hard tasteless never again avoid much better out there

They wasn’t wrong when they said the owner sucks. Appalling service, even if it was cheap as chips.

Never asking for a battered jumbo again.

Wouldn’t want to go to this place, absolutely disgusting, I hope it gets closed down after her stupidity mocking our queen, I hope people celebrate and pop the champagne when you die

Been to my fair share of fast food shops in my time but this was horrendous. The unkempt woman Jaki summed up what the food turned out like.
Cheap, undercooked and greasy.

Avoid.

Lady owner has a personal hygiene issue. Found a cigarette end in my chips. Didn't like her shouting "up the ra" as I left the shop. best avoided.

This woman should be out of business, not only for the vile disgusting toxic things she said about our beautiful Queen, but the chip shop is a completely filthy dive, I’d never buy from there, I walked in and walked straight out when I saw the state of the place- I wouldn’t keep my dog in it. I wonder why she has kept open for so long?

Terrible I knew the fish wasn't cooked properly because it ate all my chips.

Looking to lose weight? Look no further. You'll no doubt s h I t yourself for days after visiting this hovel. Ugly women serving enough to make the batter curdle. They don't sell mushy peas btw, that's just the honk of the place.

Terrible. Food was absolute rancid. The owner was rude and classless. Found a lizard in my onion rings and rat droppings in the soup. This establishment needs shutting down.

I was sitting there trying to eat my battered Mars bar in peace, when a champagne cork smacked me in the eye.

While I was trying to get my eye back in my socket I could hear someone shrieking "London Bridge has fallen down" in a way that can only be described as a cat mass orgy taking place to the soundtrack of Louis Armstrong farting down his trumpet.

Wouldn't recommend. I dropped my battered Mars bar on the floor.