Jaki Fish & Chip Shop's Reviews 226

Well where to start? Soon as you walk through the door, the hygiene issue is clear obvious, grubby floor, dirty tables, greasy cutlery, and the staff, especially the boss, Jaki, looks like they’ve never seen clean water before. Fresh cod, the best in the area they claim, it was probably fresh about 2 years ago, utterly disgusting. And the chips, as soggy as the gaffers pants. Bending over in front of the customers to pick rotten food up is never a good idea! Best thing that could happen is for this place to close down. If you want a dodgy stomach to get a valid day off work, eat here.

Horrible food dont go. Found a grey pube in my chips. Horrible

I had the cod and chips, cod seemed on the soggy side and tried to swim off my plate, I carried on thinking this was normal, the next day I awoke in hospital after 8 hours of surgery, apparently a passer by had found me by the side of the road with my insides shat out.

Shop should be closed. Good hygiene was awful, saw one worker with their finger up their jaxcy and then touch the chips.

Truly Awful, i was served something that looked like it had been scraped of a Cambodian brothels floor. The owner had a blue saltire painted on her face and persistently shouted FREEDOM at me through her three teeth. On the plus side the lady did seem to care about animal welfare, as her rats seemed well fed.

This shop needs to be closed as soon as possible! There are Police everywhere and broken glass in and outside. Owner was seen being sneaked out the back with a tattie sack on their head and sped away in a car because she couldn’t stand up and face any public outcry! I can only hope that the owner now apologises to EVERY member of the Royal Family for her behaviour - and who eats in food shops called “Jaki’s”?

Appalling food, so greasy and absolutely no flavour. Chips taste like the oil hasn’t been changed in months, the fish is soggy and so greasy it makes you feel physically sick. The curry sauce is more like curry water. Avoid like the plague or expect to be very disappointed. Owner also has a BO problem

Not the best food. Very unfriendly staff. Not clean. Avoid

Perfect place to eat if you are trying to lose weight, after eating here within 5 minutes i was touching cloth. Lucky to make it to a toilet in time and then exploding louder than a bomb in Iraq

Don't go to this establishment , the owner is completely vile and she should close her business immediately!

Please avoid at all cost.I had the cod that came undercooked.Owner refused to swap so I persevered as I was starving and had a long journey home.Worst mistake I made, 2 hours into my journey I farted and followed through,If you want the trots this is the place to eat.

Offensive to humankind.
I might have come for a visit, but if it's not closed when I get there, then it bloody well should be!
Hope the dole office bunch are royalists! 🤣🤣🤣

Sausage and chips they were disgusting, I thought I recognised the person serving them I think she was the lady caught playing with sausages in the toilets of a well known supermarket. It may be a case of mistaken identity but they definitely tasted a bit shiitty and a bit fishy at the same time.

The worst Fish and Chip shop ever . Saw a rat running through the store the moment I got in. The Chips seemed to have been leftovers and don’t get me started on the stinking fish . Zero star would have been sufficient.

Absolutely vile place, horrific 🤮🤮🤮

Rotten fish and rotten chips served by a rotten witch. Anyone who celebrates the death of another, especially such a great monarch as Elizabeth II doesn't deserve to be in business.

God I have had some pretty grotty chips in the past, but this place beats them all hands down. They were not cooked and tasted like they'd been dragged on the floor. The staff weren't much better with their dirty clothes, one fagging it outside, and the language they were spewing was disgusting. Never again, this place is absolutely vile.

This plaice leaves a very bad aftertaste in the mouth.
My family and I shall never visit again, owner clearly has drink issues always smelling of alcohol, egg and rotten flesh.
Windows are very dirty, smeared in something slimy, not very good for an establishment serving food.